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| Blonde Jokes | A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have There was three blondes at the University of Texas. The Dean gave them the job |
| There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!" | |
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